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Joined December 2012
Win 1 of 5 copies of the Happiness Journals! #ad chillingwithlucas.com/lifest…
10 years. 30,000 children. 1 night. On July 2nd 100 people will try to raise money for our next generation. BUT we need a chip and pin machine. Simple? @BarclaysBizChat and @123SendLtd have broken every promise so far. They’ve got Monday to put that right.... PLEASE RETWEET!
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Lovely show(s) last night at @jericho_cafe and Common Ground Workspace. Thanks to @klauswhite @AlexFaroe @DanSquire007 @meEdPatrick @kenchengcomedy Ophelie Hocquard and Ruby Carr! #OxfordComedy @OxComedyScene catch us next Saturday night! JerichoComedy.com – at Oxford, England
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Klaus white retweeted
Thank you @Carfestevent What a night and so good to be back with the Carfest family after our break! Bring on the #12stopsandhome UK tour this October. We can’t wait. #12yearsandhome 🙌
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What a night @ComicBoomUK! We're not back until 27th September when we have the fantastic @lateylucas with brilliant @lauralexx + Rising Stars! JEds
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“When I’m dead I would simply like the word “humble” to be written on my statue” @julian_deane @ComicBoomUK JEds
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“My set tonight consisted of no material about Kung Fu, despite the spiritual presence of Bruce Lee, Elvis Presley, and Hong Kong Fooey” @klauswhite @ComicBoomUK JEds
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Klaus white retweeted
This nyce man gave me a tasty free toasted sandwich at his café in Newcastle Station for being famous. Such a minor celebrity endorsement would normally cost over forty pounds, so I am consequently around £37.50 out of pocket. xx
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I shall be here. Sunny Brighton. Can’t wait! teapaw.org/komediabrighton/status…
Comic Boom is back Thur 26 Jul - A whole lotta top comedy from just £5! Headliner @Julian_Deane MC Mark Simmons Sunjai Arif James McDonnell @klauswhite @viviennekay James Tully Duncan Aitken Book now: bit.ly/2ab1Gpq
Klaus white retweeted
Greetings! It's my tour soon baybayyy! I have prepared a brand new show called Image Conscious and it's top quality and I'm touring it all around. Find tickets on my Show Diary. God Dress Ye. paulfoot.tv/show-diary/ – at Camberwell, London
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Congratulations too all the winners at Bath Comedy Festival. Pete Latham won the Lovehoney Newcomer Award, and Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre won Best Joke. bit.ly/2qOVdFf
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🏹MIDNIGHT MAZZ🏹 my solo album is released. Available now to download now. itunes.apple.com/album/id137… - Thank you ❤️
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