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Joined July 2024
No “Crochet” account has ever said anything reasonable
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This is what makeup should look like: just accentuating your natural beauty and features. Not giving you an entirely different face and making you look like a clown.
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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Carrick will be sacked and rightly so, but I hope that FOR ONCE this fanbase stops overhyping these players the moment they enter the honeymoon phase under a new manager. I’m sick and tired of watching these players play for the badge ONLY when it suits them. Absolutely UNACCEPTABLE.
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Fvcking savages
Bournemouth please be gentle, remember aftercare
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Fvcking savages
Bournemouth please be gentle, remember aftercare
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INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be
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INEOS watched us get battered in Europe and decided everything was fine. They’d sack the tea lady before admitting their footballing structure is a fucking disaster. THIS CLUB IS A DISGRACE.
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Your progressive feminist wife who is defying the patriarchy and gender norms will unlook quietly while her family extorts you traditionally then during the ceremony when they tell her to kneel down and feed her husband or demand her to do something for the man she'll suddenly remember she's a feminist again and that the the tradition is misogynistic and subjugating to women
First knocking Second knocking List collecting Traditional marriage Ogo ma malu be White wedding Reception Registry marriage Imagine doing all these to marry a person who doesn't work.
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saw her on Katherine The Great, insane sex appeal this one
Elle Fanning via IG📸
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saw her on Katherine The Great, insane sex appeal this one
Elle Fanning via IG📸
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Replying to @hanta44afc @flygodT
“waste of SEMEN yo”
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Heaven ffs don’t send me there too early
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Heaven ffs don’t send me there too early
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like they literally combined two of the most iconic theme songs in nickelodeon history and gave us THIS with full casts participation
quiet as it’s kept, the Nickelodeon singers sat tf out of the Disney Channel crew 😭😭 everybody served
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Bournemouth please be gentle, remember aftercare
Today's United starting XI! 💪🇾🇪
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Bournemouth please be gentle, remember aftercare
Today's United starting XI! 💪🇾🇪
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Na ball I con watch oooooo
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Let me have a Dragon in an open-world video game and you will realise The Mad King was sane
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why’s this so funny🤣🤣
Imagine say you be citizen of Jericho, you come see Israelites dey destroy your city walls and village cause God promise them your land
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why’s this so funny🤣🤣
Imagine say you be citizen of Jericho, you come see Israelites dey destroy your city walls and village cause God promise them your land
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You’re in your 20s, you’re a millionaire, you live in one of the most beautiful cities in Europe, you’re 4th in Serie A and playing Champions League football with Como. You live here. You really made it in life man
Lake Como, Italy
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