Kyle Aster retweeted
The lamps in my house. Can you collect lamps? I think yes. Is it worth it? Probably not. But lamps are also like sculptures. They create a nice and cozy environment, and some are very functional. Check out my post about all the different lamps I have.
arslan.io/2026/10/05/the-lam…
Kyle Aster retweeted
Chub in the tub,
Chunk in the trunk,
Salmon gets spotted,
Salmon gets dunked.
Big on the belly,
Thick through the thighs,
Winter is coming,
Supersize.
🤖 Made with AI
Kyle Aster retweeted
If you truly believed in a 10% chance of human extinction in 3 years, you would not be spending your time selling and integrating it into a B2B CRM SaaS platform
Watch what they do, not what they say
Kyle Aster retweeted
Replying to @kneath
"But what am I for if not to scream" asks the fire alarm. It's existence one of eternal waiting for an event that no one wants.
Kyle Aster retweeted
These general notes were not put on the drawings to be ignored. Contractor should read them. Also, please note, the architect has copied these general notes from one project to another and has not reviewed them in years.
Kyle Aster retweeted
“we did it,” mark zuckerberg sighs, swirling champagne. “we added legs to the metaverse.”
his office door slams open. the ceo jumps.
“sir! come quick. they added too many legs to the metaverse.”
“haha what do you mean?” he asks. a siren sounds in the distance. “how many legs”
Kyle Aster retweeted
Weekend reminder that SimCity's creators couldn't accurately reflect the scale of urban parking lots because if they did the game fell apart.
theatlantic.com/technology/a…
Kyle Aster retweeted
Millions of us are just about to discover that there is no plan: the governments and institutions we've trusted are not capable of responding quickly.
The widespread collision with systemic unreadiness is itself about to become a driver of discontinuity.
alexsteffen.substack.com/p/i…





















