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Jules needs a Diet Coke

@kocooked

Black Lives Matter. Stop Asian Hate. She/her. . . . Frequently braless Master of Bus Administration Opinions mine, do not represent my employer

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Joined October 2009
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Me in public nearly 99% of the time:
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@hypland20 Jul 2023
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Getting on an e-scooter so I can yell CHAOS: CONTROL at passing cars
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Cars reacted poorly. They called me a "fake hedgehog"
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miss moss ball (i’m/HER)@rissaoffline31 Jul 2023
Ppl are always like “ur so analytical” but its like . Bro. How are u not always asking questions. If i see something that sucks im like how do we make that better. What have ppl tried already. Who’s the best person to do this. How are you not full of questions? Why am i? Why???
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Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬@afrosypaella31 Jul 2023
Glad I ~finally~ relaxed into my Southern accent. I spent most of my life erasing it because I thought I needed to assimilate. Now I don’t give a fuck about that. I come from country ass deeply Southern factory workers, domestic cleaners & sharecroppers. This is how I talk.
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"the pool is all you care about" correct
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👑 Mrs. Bozzie@MrsBozzie30 Jul 2023
Special shout out to the lovely ladies of @DayOnesVIP for letting me help out for the day. These women worked their tails off and are part of the backbone of making this tour so great. It was tremendous fun and I hope I was able to help in some way. #SupportWomenOwnedBusinesses
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Please help, we are but a family of 2 (+cat) we cannot possibly consume this many figs
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This man has made a career out of yelling, "it is a MATTER of NATIONAL SECURITY"
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This is my sole Oppenheimer tweet
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I must know how my guy sidestepped Nepo Baby Discourse... Literally President of Nepo
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Meech@MediumSizeMeech29 Jul 2023
This is the only time I support a man cheating on his wife when he got kids at home
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JP@jpbrammer29 Jul 2023
stop bothering me with this sort of information
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@PopBase29 Jul 2023
Retweets have been renamed to ‘Reposts.’
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Little Uncle Tony@simonescarboro29 Jul 2023
Are you *really* an empath, or do you just lack an individual identity? 🧐
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Juan-Claude Van Zamn@JOHN__JUAN28 Jul 2023
Canceling unused subscriptions
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais26 Jul 2023
“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.” – at Toronto, Ontario
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@PopBase26 Jul 2023
Lily Collins from ‘Emily in Paris’ will star as Polly Pocket in Mattel's upcoming movie about the doll. Lena Dunham will direct.
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@jbouie27 Jul 2023
"The most beloved public pools...attract Americans of many backgrounds, creating a space for people to swim and play together who may not otherwise interact...they are an essential piece of social infrastructure in a democracy." nytimes.com/2023/07/27/opini…
Opinion | When It Comes to Swimming, ‘Why Have Americans Been Left on Their Own?’ (Published 2023)

Opinion | When It Comes to Swimming, ‘Why Have Americans Been Left on Their Own?’ (Published 2023)

The biggest reason so many Americans can’t swim is that they have too few places to learn how.

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