was just typing a post and a random hand came up animated pointing the promote button. tf kinda design pattern is this @X lol scared the shit out of me

I'm giving Laravel Cloud a go because Preview Environments is such a neat feature. But I wanted to use my own custom domain instead of the default one (some services require whitelisted domains, and I prefer Cloudflare Access over HTTP auth). So I built it on @Cloudflare. When a new preview environment is deployed, a Cloudflare Worker is notified via webhook. It turns off the default domain, sets up the custom domain, and updates the PR. Then it pings me on Slack when it's ready for review.

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Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.

Security called me at 6:12 AM today. "Patch every PHP server immediately." I asked what happened. "Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required." Cool. How many PHP servers do we have? According to inventory: 12 According to reality: Nobody knows. We found one running WordPress. Three running old internal tools. One under someone's desk. Two inside vendor appliances. A forgotten employee directory from 2016. And a server named: PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH Naturally, that one runs payroll exports. Then we found a PHP 5.6 box. I asked who owned it. The documentation said: BRIAN. Brian left in 2019. We called Brian. He said: "Oh wow, that's still running?" Excellent. By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call. CEO: "Can hackers actually get in?" Security: "Potentially yes." CEO: "Without a password?" Security: "Yes." CEO: "Then why do WE need passwords?" Not the lesson. Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue. Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers. Finance asked for a cost comparison. At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline. Marketing refused. "Our campaign is live." So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover. We finally patched everything we could find. Then our scanner discovered another PHP server. Hostname: TEMP-PHP-2014 Uptime: 4,512 days. Nobody knows what it does. Nobody owns it. Nobody can shut it down. But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels. Security has classified it as critical infrastructure. It is running PHP 5.4. The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees. The emergency patch took four hours. Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven. The internet isn't held together with code. It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

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Claude Code users, change this setting if you use subagents. Claude has prompt caching with a 1-hour TTL, but that’s only for the main agent. Subagents get just 5 minutes by default. If you use long-running subagents, I recommend increasing their cache TTL to 1 hour. Just add this to ~/.claude/settings.json: "subagentPromptCacheTtl": "1h" Not sure why this isn’t the default.