Karen Schultz

*after binge watching Black Mirror* I wonder what kind of music my car likes to listen to

There’s so much caffeine in my system rn I feel like I could time travel

“How could anyone turn down a girl who has 17 bagels?” Thank you for your kind words @cbarrick312

As a kid you dress up and get candy for Halloween, as a college student you dress up and get $3 Chipotle 🎃

Screw Stranger Things Season 2, tonight I’m diving into the JFK assasination files

If I see one more godawful #NationalBoyfriendDay post I am going to call the police

Biggest complaint about the new It movie: IT SHOULD NOT BE HOT

"I made you funnier. You're welcome" @sheangles

Happy birthday, sexy

PSA: the International Fratboy Corn-hole Championship Tournament is happening in Rocky River Park rn

I need just ONE episode of House Hunters to end with a divorce. Show us the truth HGTV

Sat down at a table in Gateway and found this amazing note. Thank you so much @CampusCursiveSU

There's been a mistake!! Syracuse is actually in the NCAA tournament NOT the NIT!!

Places with names that end in "land" are the best. Ex: England, Holland, New Zealand, Poland, Ireland, Switzerland, Iceland, Cleveland...

Bagels are extra special bread

I just want to personally thank @judahandthelion for getting me through the month of February

Tom Hanks deserves an Oscar for his performance as David S. Pumpkins this year

This year has already been so shitty and now @KyrieIrving thinks the earth is flat. Wtf 2017

Can I cover a cake in plain cream cheese and call it "cream cheese frosting"?

One's a slimy little mofo with little to no hands, the other's a fish