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I am the seventh son of Paul Simon.

...under them skies of blue
Joined April 2009
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Haboobs. Not just for Arizona anymore.
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Happy birthday to Mozart, and his Insane Flute Posse.
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Former rapper Snoop Dogg recently became a Trump supporter by performing on Trump's Pre-Inaugural crypto ball. The online backlash is enormous and the disappointment is enormouser- hope the cartoon below can make you smile! Please share #laloalcaraz comics!
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Prayers up 🙏 for #NewOrleans. All my people gone from her still they lamentin'.
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I'm with her!!! 🇺🇸
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This might be the best Twitter moment of moments of Twitter moments.
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The Extreme Court = best judiciary money can buy.
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#RIP Paul Auster, a gentleman of considerable import in my life. His heart with feathered wings enfolded me, not without rebuke. Not without pity.
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Don't take an Otter Pop to an Influenza A fight.
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*Jesus is coming. Look busy.* Sound advice when your mom is stomping down the hall towards your bedroom.
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Hmmmm....🤔 In June 2022, Trump's valet helped load bank boxes onto Trump's plane (which was flying the family to Bedminster for the summer). In July, Ivana died, & her ashes were buried at Bedminster. The FBI raided Mar-A-Lago in August. #RaidBedminster 🧐
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#Albuquerque welcomes its seasonal #aeolian overlords. We hope to witness once again the porta potty careering down #Central, victoriously maintaining its balance. Hmm. Aeolian Overlords - great band name.
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So bummed. Last week I *thought* I had posted a Tweet with my newly-coined descriptor of the current House membership: The #Lardashians. But no. My word disappeared into the metaverse and I am nothing more than one hand clapping. Dandy word though, ain't it?
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Two young men shared a sweet kiss at the foot of the escalator. Good-looking guys of the same height  One straight-haired, one curly. A perfect couple. Hope they shared as lovely a day as they made mine because love is all there is.
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The gossipy starlings have returned: Grouchy, Johnny-One-Note, the screamer, the one with a persistent toothache, and a few as yet nameless newbies. Now I like gossipy tidbits as much as they do, but basta!
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The hoarse raven cawed Haw haw to the man below All your pecans are stolen.
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Sucking on a blue Otter Pop while stuffing Medjools with Stilton is not good. No. No redeemable value.
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Perfecta. Scheduling an appointment with the dentist. A place-holder in my manually operated calendar reads All Chola. Straightened my spine and played the hand I was dealt. All Chola!
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