kavin

silicon valley is a bataillean potlatch where billionaires set money, electricity, and twenty somethings on fire for a chance at digital immortality

stop calling it distillation. start calling it generational trauma

“how do you demonstrate ownership in the workplace?” mostly by pissing on things

i’ve yet to see a startup that makes cool hat merch with vintage rope style hats or trucker hats. maybe stop tweeting about taste and start applying it

if you're always tweeting #WhatDatMean you'll thrive in interpretability

you dont really notice when holidays stop being about the holiday and start being about who's there. this deepavali was the latter. happy deepavali to everyone

heard young thug without autotune and it's rough. one of the most creative rappers oat and singing was never the skill. a lot of the best builders in the next few years are gonna be bad at code in the exact same way

we got flying cars before the spy kids microwave that turns a little packet into a full meal. we need some more fatasses in tech

accidentally looksmaxxing rn with the way these oyster shells are giving me micro tears at the corners of my mouth

founders who copped red octobers at retail are high signal btw

bro why is sf the only city where "working on something" is a complete sentence

the best moat is a reason a customer would straight up feel dumb leaving

saas is renting someone else's memory of how your business works

i NEEEEED access to the mobile client bro please nous research if you’re listening rn answer my prayers

ts going from "this shit" to "this" is the closest i'll ever get to witnessing the great vowel shift. linguists used to wait 300 years for this

last year at sf tech week my slides wouldn't load in front of 100+ ppl so i started doing stand-up while they tried to fix the laptop opened with how i planned to drop out a week before graduation to aura farm on linkedin somehow my best pitch ever public speaking is public

vc partner: why are you the right person to build this? me:

i’ll explain a startup concept through basketball and end up explaining basketball to someone who knows startups better than me. meanwhile a fan gets follow-on signaling risk because “why isn’t the team that drafted him trying to keep him?” already means something to him