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Kimmer

@kvonyborg

World's Okayest Mom. Filthy Mouthed Wife. Cheesehead. #GoPackGo Parrothead. Insurance Nerd. Indoorsy. She/Her. https://teapaw.org/t.co/LT12TRlLgv

 Iowa, USA
Joined April 2009
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This place is turning into a dumpster fire... #Bluesky go.bsky.app/CgFJ8D9
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Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible
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All of the men in this photo have either been found guilty of rape, or liable for sexual assault. Every single one of them.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) profile pictureJamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczNov 7
Of all the things not happening, this is not happening the most.
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White voters we got work to do. Talk to our people.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) profile pictureChristopher Webb
@cwebbonlineNov 7
After everything we’ve been through these past two years, too many voters STILL didn’t understand the assignment. What will it take?!
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New drop from #Raygun... Add to cart
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 6
Videos of governor-elect of Iowa Rob Sand modeling for Prada in the 2000s have resurfaced.
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The state of Georgia will now be run entirely by Black women. I wish John Lewis could see this.
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The GOP's PR team Every line is a banger 🤣
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Cheers to #44 🦜🫧🍹🌊
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They already kicked her out?! Big: "You're Fired" "well I quit" energy 🙄
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianNov 5
JUST IN: Haley Stevens threatens to leave the Democratic Party
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Senate and House for the next two years‼️
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Where does the money go?
White House Holidays (@whitehousehld) profile pictureWhite House Holidays
@whitehousehldOct 19
Finished in 24k gold, collect our exclusive 250th Anniversary Ornament today! Collect them for yourself, put them on your tree this Christmas, or give them as unique gifts. Comes in a beautiful gift box. Thank you for celebrating our amazing country with us!

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America said "Bet"
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsNov 4
Mike Johnson: Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They’ll go after Trump's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends.
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The son of a bitch did it... He just made America great again 💙
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#Iowa Remember you can register AT THE POLLS today. If you're not registered, don't let that stop you. #Vote #Midterms2026
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"Life is not silly." #Vote #Midterms #JenHamilton youtube.com/shorts/-ZQ6y0jzF…
Call me crazy but I think that our taxes should go to providing...

Call me crazy but I think that our taxes should go to providing...

Call me crazy but I think that our taxes should go to providing hea...

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Plus that whole separation of church and state stuff... But I know - y'all only want to live by the Constitution (and Bible) when it works for you.
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Bob Vander Plaats (@bobvanderplaats) profile pictureBob Vander Plaats
@bobvanderplaatsOct 31
For all of you going to Church tomorrow and planning to vote for Iowa’s next Governor on Tuesday… Watch 👇ad of @RobSandIA Church and ask yourself, if your vote aligns with God’s Word and with your Church’s teaching? #ChooseWell
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But I mean at least he didn't like kneel during the anthem 🙄 espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5033…
NFL to review additional allegations against Packers RB Jacobs

NFL to review additional allegations against Packers RB Jacobs

The NFL said it will look into additional allegations of physical and verbal abuse by Packers RB Josh Jacobs that were revealed as part of a public records release from the Hobart/Lawrence Police...

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Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Ain’t that some shit
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