Snarky quips. Negativity Bias reporting. Performative schtick. It looks like news....but it's not. #HeyNext #9News #TheMostColoradoThing Parody of Kyle Clark.
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"I'm just waiting for Marshall and @9NEWS to CORA video surveillance camera footage of @pettersen4co in a private moment." Said Colorado
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Thank you for your feedback. Now that @coloradodems are way out in front of the powerless Republicans, @9NEWS will finally start coverage of Democrats.
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Pressuring @coloradodems as hard as I press Republicans is would give @9NEWS the appearance of a neutral news outlet. Covering Democrats at all gives my plausible objectivity.
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Hi friend. Thank you for suggesting that I should push harder. @pettersen4co is a Democrat @coloradodems and is not a Christian mom.
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Ok, so now she’s admitting she was at an event. It’s very telling that she won’t say which one. Kyle Clark needs to push harder. Unacceptable @RepPettersen . You serve your donors instead of serving us. #copolitics
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Hi Jeff. Honestly I didn't see it coming.
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1 week after the election, same news agency that was doing 10,000 reports on Victor Marx's merch store now waking up to the real problems facing Colorado.
Sad eyes, no money, Democrat control.
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Is it that obvious, given my natural instinct to shield Democrats and smear Republicans?
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Hi friend. I'm not going to press @RepPettersen that hard because she is a Democrat.
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How will @9NEWS and Kyle Clark maintain their ratings & popularity without your name?
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Howdy. @9NEWS is willing to hold @coloradodems accountable when they don't show up to hold Republicans accountable. I will not investigate what event she was attending because she is a Democrat.
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Someone tag Kyle Clark on this @ryangrim post. We’re blocked. It wouldn’t surprise us if Brittany missed the vote because she was at an AIPAC offshoot fundraiser. #copolitics
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ANALYSIS: @9NEWS is now willing to discuss the @coloradodems single party rule because there are no more Republicans left to scapegoat for things Democrats do.
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NEW: with Colorado Republicans losing 3 out of four Congressional seats, @9NEWS is now forced to hold @coloradodems accountable.
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Parody Kyle Snark retweeted
Just wait and see what I have in store for Colorado, Representative.
The pronouns are going in the email bios at the Capitol. Ballot measures will all be outlawed.
In my Colorado, all kids are Trans if they survive an abortion.
No kings✊️
-King Phil
NEW: With Lauren Boebert likely gone, @9NEWS is gifted with @MelatKirosCO to smear and harass due to her false claims and wild conspiracy theories, but she's a Democrat @coloradodems.
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Imagine losing to a bunch of underfunded VOLUNTEERS and then accusing THEM of having *billions* 🤣
Our opposition outspent us nearly *20 TO 1* and Coloradans STILL passed all three propositions.
Now, newly elected communist congresswoman Melat Kiros is promising to fight to repeal what the people JUST voted for.
📢 The only thing bigger than the imaginary campaign budget she made up for us is her disregard for the election results.
You don’t get to celebrate democracy when it elects you and reject it when the people don’t vote how you want them to.
The people have spoken. And this grassroots army isn’t going anywhere. 💪🏼
Hi Jessica. @9NEWS rarely misses an opportunity to cover the political views of Christians while ignoring the religious beliefs of @coloradodems.
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NEW: @coloradodems Governor elect Phil Weiser @pweiser appoints Republican who apologized for mean words directed at Democrat man, pretending to be a woman, who trafficked someone else's daughter and sexually groomed her into a queer cult.
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Our administration will show up for all of Colorado, meet our challenges together, and treat everyone respectfully. I am honored to announce Cleave Simpson, Dominick Moreno, Jeni Arndt, and Scott Steinbrecher as key parts of our team. More here:
buildingcoloradosfuturetoget…
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UPDATE: I removed all other context explaining her vote. Let the clickbait rage replies commence!
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Thank you for supporting @9NEWS and @MarshallZNews for using their voyeuristic impulses to aquire this footage.
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In memory of Lauren Boebert’s last day in Congress, enjoy this video of her ripping a vape, giving her date a hand job, and being kicked out of a theater.
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