telling my kids this is charli xcx

Caution: Bulborb territory.

At this point, I might just legally change my name. Kyle era incoming.

stop normalizing a gay bar called animal and normalize whatever this is

visiting nyc for the holidays, any recs?

some days are just for existing. You don’t need to be strong all the time

graymatter on the last episode of dragula

it’s spooky season!!!

*whispers into the abyss* Am I ever going to feel rested again? *a voice echoes back "N-A-H" and my bed swallows me whole*

Him: All our kids snacks are free from microplastics. Me: Cool. I licked my Nintendo cartridge like last week

immigrants eating cats but it’s just me in the passenger seat eating him out

“I feel like this is going to be a good responsible respite for the gays. They’ve had their popper dance-floor BPM anthems, and this is going to be a good chance for them to sit down, hydrate, reflect responsibly, and then they can get back out there.” - @KaceyMusgraves

Made oat milk today - so easy, and creamy!

when I say I got that dog in me

just had a sip of warm redbull. all is lost.

just found out the cucumber twink and the housewives cat are both from my city

after months of going to the gym, my super fit friend said I’m strong and athletic 😭

went to a demure spa to chill with friends yesterday, but somehow brought enough brat energy to smash my phone. 😅

meatier?☄️

you’re more than your job. your worth isn’t defined by your work.

everyone keeps calling me kyle, do I look like a kyle???