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Guywan
Joined November 2022
This guy gets it
< here is prime Sergei Bobrovsky < here is what most fans expected this year . . < here is what you should expect based on Bob’s salary . < here is what you should expect based on Bob’s age, but also his pedigree . < here is where Bob’s game is at so far < here is an average starting goaltender . < here is where Bob’s game was at last year . . . . . . < here is the chain smoking 59 year old rent-a-goalie who shows up to your 10:30 game at Chesswood on a Tuesday night . < here is where fans are reacting like Bob’s game is at right now . . < here is Andrew Raycroft’s second season in Toronto
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Did Bobrovsky let in a couple softies? Yeah. Did Bobrovsky shut the door and give his team a chance to come back and win? Also yeah. Did the team infront of him play abysmal in their own zone? Yes. Were the refs absolute dogshit all night? Yes. Win the next one. #Leafs
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I’m a Woll truther believe me, I think we should’ve traded Stolarz over instead of him. While Bobrovsky hasn’t been putting up a sub 2 GAA and +.950%, he hasn’t been bad. He’s got longevity, can start 50+ games, & most importantly is very good in playoffs. 1/2
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Woll hasn’t been blowing Bobrovsky out of the water this year either. 3.09/.897 vs 2.99/.904 & Bobs faced roughly 60 more shots. This defense is not much stronger than last year & Woll was not good last year.
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They generated so much hype for the HTR jerseys just for 80% of them to be hot ass😭😭
In case you’re more of a squinting person than a scrolling person… We now have TWENTY of the upcoming Hometown Remix jerseys, nearly 2/3rds of the league. Who’s in the lead for your favorite? 🍎: @abslswrld @carterrichardd
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Alexander ⁸⁸ retweeted
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex was a big part of the early PS2 days. Fighting Crunch and the elemental masks, playing as Coco, and driving all those ridiculous vehicles. It had so much going on compared to the PS1 games. And those loading screens. They felt like they lasted forever!
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Getting the feeling Saturday’s game is the equivalent of last seasons Colorado game. This is abysmal. #Leafs
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The seats are blue in Calgary. Canadas actual favourite team. #PassionNeverSleeps
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Would be really cool if each of these teams wore the uni’s that were worn during the games 100 years ago.
Original Six Series on TNT November 16-18:
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Unfortunate news for the rest of the NHL, the Leafs are back. (2 week update)
They have played 2 and 3 more games on many teams. Calm down and look at the road trip coming up. Post again in 2 weeks.
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Alexander ⁸⁸ retweeted
John Chayka after being called a Snake Oil Salesman
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This might be the best impact card I’ve ever seen for this team Like not one negative rating
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Toronto Maple Leafs on 2026-10-24:
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Alexander ⁸⁸ retweeted
edmonton doesn’t have the power of FAMILY and JOY and PASSION
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Leafs vs Oilers tonight. McDavid is obliterating everyone in just about every category. Auston Matthews, also off to a hot start with playmaking as the main driver compared to last season...
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Depth vs “I hope McDavid puts up 5 points again” #Leafs #LetsGoOilers
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Give Stolarz his flowers tonight. That diving save in the first visibly took the wind out of the Oilers’ sails. We don’t win that game if they score that goal. #PassionNeverSleeps
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Inject ts into my veins
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What the fuck is this post-game audio My dog just had a seizure
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The amount of picks McDavid & Draisaitl throw throughout the game that go uncalled is amazing. Just watched McDavid blow through Cowan & the puck was nowhere near them.
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What a goal ZachMacEwen!!
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Edmonton is learning real quick that the #Leafs aren’t bad, they’re just in the Atlantic
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