𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐭𝐨𝐧.

⠀ 「𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫.」 ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ❝ 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗶 𝗮𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵. ❞ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

hootin’ is a gateway drug to hollerin’ 🤠

does anyone wanna go christmas caroling? we’re singing ‘dear agony’ by breaking benjamin.

you’re the #worst

you’re a dickhead

WHAT SHE SAY FUCK ME FOR? i have never lied a day in my LIFE.

i resent YOU and your uncalled for malicious behavior

please tell your pets i said, “hello,” and tell your man i said, “shut up.”

are you prepared to frolic, or has your heart hardened to whimsy?

always am! 🫡

locked and loaded. 🤪

⠀ i, in fact, do NOT have a pocketful of sunshine. that is a glock. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

it’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🤪🎄

how i’m pulling up to do so:

sleepiest girl in the world, at your service. 🫡

maybe your baby is crying because he wants a grilled cheese burrito.

imagine trying to argue with me, and i simply start cranking that soulja boy.

⠀ 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝙢𝙚. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀