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The older I get the more freaky and weird the sex has to be for me to get off. Someday you're gonna have to smack my clit with a shovel.
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I am convinced it would be 1000 times sexier when I bend over, if I didn’t groan on the way back up.
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Stop complaining about “riots.” Riots gave you 8-hour workdays, gay rights, and free speech.
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i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me













