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Joined June 2025
Reddit is strange place
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Donโ€™t worry kitten
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It was a busy week
I gave it my all this week and it is only Wednesday.
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Look closer, or admit you're distracted. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Our IT guy warned us about a critical PHP vulnerability two years ago. He submitted a report explaining that hackers could potentially take over our servers. The CTO said there was no proof anyone could exploit it. Finance rejected the $12,000 security budget. We closed the ticket. Yesterday, researchers announced a critical PHP vulnerability. The CEO demanded to know why nobody saw it coming. Daniel from IT forwarded his original report. I immediately opened a disciplinary investigation. If Daniel knew about the vulnerability for two years, why did he allow the company to remain exposed for two years? He's now suspended without pay pending investigation. The CTO received a $25,000 crisis management bonus. We reward people who solve problems not predict them.
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Leonid retweeted
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Could I be in GTA VI ?
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โ€œHow ass is Manchester United?โ€
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Guys, is it actually over for the Internet with the PHP hack? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜
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Absolutely shocking
Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Everything is fine. joomla.org
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Real
all this productivity is messing with my flow
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Leonid retweeted
theyโ€™re watching you instead of supporting you
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Everybody: LET'S UPGRADE OUR SERVERS, PATCH IS OUT!!! Also everybody:
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do you know what would be "funny" today? a github downtime
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