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Join “The Dirt Sheet” discord for some bets or to just shoot the shit 👇

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Joined June 2011
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JohnLayfieldFiveBestBets (@FiveBestBets) profile pictureJohnLayfieldFiveBestBets@FiveBestBetsMar 25
Five best bets for opening day! Love baseball being back.
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@SaintsOct 30
Contest 🚨 RT for a chance to win an autographed photo of Reggie Bush! #Saints | Rules: neworlns.co/SaintsRT1
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Kushner also failed to disclose himself as an agent of a foreign government, having been paid nearly $2 billion in total by foreign leaders. trib.al/iVl4J9l
Kushner Phone Hack Reveals How Middle East Dictators Bought Him Off

Kushner Phone Hack Reveals How Middle East Dictators Bought Him Off

Middle East dictators created a massive slush fund for Jared Kushner.

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can you give the youngin some advice on smoking in an illegal state? @PatMcAfeeShow
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 23
#Colts QB Anthony Richardson Sr. has been charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession, per @FOX59. Richardson was pulled over on Oct. 12 for an expired registration. He told police he had smoked marijuana in the vehicle and had a small amount inside, according to court documents. Police found a jar containing marijuana and an opened bag of THC-infused gummies. The charge was filed Monday.
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I’ve been listening to japanese jazz and I can’t express enough how soothing it is for the soul
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I could hear @CurrenSy_Spitta flowing over this
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I promise you Sean will call 3+ plays in the red zone for Lil’ Jordan
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 9
Broncos promoted wide receiver Lil’Jordan Humphrey to their active roster and placed wide receiver Pat Bryant on injured reserve.
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need to go back to this beautiful ass city
dubsea (@dubseatv) profile picturedubsea
@dubseatvOct 2
#TRENDING: Seattle Great Wheel Turns into a Pumpkin to Celebrate the First Day of October and The Beginning of the Halloween Season
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add it to the list
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexSep 29
‘Training Day’ is returning to theaters for its 25th anniversary. The Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke crime thriller, which first came out in 2001, will be back on the big screen starting Oct. 14, 2026, giving fans another chance to watch the classic in theaters. [📸: @warnerbros ]
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this is 30 🧍‍♂️
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This administration in a picture. They don’t give a solitary fuck about you, your family, your neighbors or your community.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZSep 25
💰 Trump's state dinner table seats billionaires worth a combined $1.13 trillion. Take a look: tmz.com/2026/09/25/trump-sta…
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about to create a page like this for south louisiana facebook and run up a check
Gazetory (@gazetory) profile pictureGazetory
@gazetorySep 22
Bir kadın, eşinin kendisiyle ve tuttuğu balıklarla çekildiği fotoğrafları karşılaştırdı.
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mad men might rope me back in
ana (@pelicinema) profile pictureana@pelicinemaSep 22
this fucking clip
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LSU owe brian Kelly 54 mill. Texas A&M owed jimbo 77 mil. So no one wants to cap coaches salaries to protect schools?? No, its the players fault!
John Calipari (@CoachCalArk) profile pictureJohn Calipari
@CoachCalArkSep 17
Just got back from a few days in DC meeting with lawmakers. The Protect College Sports Act is not perfect but we need to end this chaos now. We need stability or we will lose sports and lose opportunities for student athletes.
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added to the watchlist
Sun (@Greyyeey) profile pictureSun@GreyyeeySep 17
Perhaps the coolest looking film ever
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no country for old men
bianca can see everything (@biancalovesfilm) profile picturebianca can see everything@biancalovesfilmSep 16
if you taught a film class, what is the first film you're assigning...im assembling a list
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let me lock in man
amy (@scullysfoxes) profile pictureamy@scullysfoxesSep 14
the xfiles had that locked in the bag
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Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) profile pictureSpencer Althouse
@SpencerAlthouseSep 14
"I don't get hungover in Miami" LOL Dakota and Elle Fanning seem like they'd be SO fun to hang out with #Emmys
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will give @BillSimmons credit for touting Vele all offseason
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFLSep 13
ANOTHER great catch by Devaughn Vele! NOvsDET on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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love this movie
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@AuxGod_Sep 11
24 years ago today, “Phone Booth” premiered in theaters grossing $97M off a $13M budget. Have you ever watched this film before? 🤔
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let the big boys eat out in the outback 🐨🦘
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