I’ve briefly returned to this hellhole to mention that someone (or some AI) is impersonating me here and on other social media. They’re inviting people onto The Vergecast and then sending phishing links. Please ignore this entity. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Yo @NintendoAmerica send your Ultimate Game Boy of Pittsburgh a Switch 2 purchase invite

Can anyone stop President Musk? theverge.com/politics/605609…

my sincere wish for 2025 is for pro tools to stop defaulting to trying to play sound out of my computer's microphone

Merry Christmas to all the family members in charge of collecting the wrapping paper scraps and throwing them in a trash bag

Knowing anything about anything really makes conspiracy theories less enjoyable

At least maybe we’ll finally get that great punk rock resurgence we were supposed to get 8 years ago?

Remember to start every work conversation today by saying WEIRD DAY HUH GUESS WE GOTTA KEEP ON DOING OUR JOBS LIKE THE FUTURE OF DEMOCRACY ISN’T AT STAKE anyway just following up on some slacks I sent last week

Remember to make a voting plan • Plot out your route on a paper map just in case • Practice filling in bubbles to make sure you don’t go outside the lines • Check to make sure it’s not Opposite Day • Clear an appropriate area on your clothing for the “I Voted” sticker

Camera man dodging raindrops to keep singing BMX mime’s face clearly in frame deserves a technical achievement Emmy

Introducing the next vice president of the United States, Swingstatey McSwingstate

Will coconut LaCroix seize the moment???

I got to talk about a fantastic movie with a fantastic person, @markrennie! This was so fun patreon.com/posts/103354358?…

My suggestions for how to improve The Traitors -2 pots: 1 for traitors, 1 for faithfuls - winning team gets their pot -money lost on challenges goes in traitors' pot (sabotage incentive) -banishments are worth ~$10k to faithfuls' pot if a traitor is banished and vice versa

We get it earthquakes