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Joined May 2012
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Influencer culture is toxic. Making people think it’s normal to take thousands of photos of yourself, wear designer and travel 24/7, socialise all the time, look airbrushed all day everyday, buy new outfits each week. Its a fat money making scheme that preys on our insecurities
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getting mad at me because YOU tried to be mean to ME and found out i'm meaner than you is INSANE.
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btw you’re missing someone who knows exactly how to contact you
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I want a National Geographic style documentary show about dragons in Westeros like no plot just dragons roaming around with David Attenborough narrating in the background
caraxes drinking water in house of the dragon is so cute
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i understand ppl who go crazy out the blue like you was nice for too long and ppl didn’t appreciate it and even took advantage of you so u finally spazzed and never looked back type shi
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the girls who like men for money seems to get so much farther in the dating world, here i am tryna love a man for him 😭😭
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There’s nothing that turns me off in a man more than him being unreliable
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Lau retweeted
Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first
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If you’re going into motherhood thinking taking care of a newborn is going to be 50/50 you’re setting yourself up to resent your husband
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The worst part about getting older is people just don’t like doing things. No one wants to go roller skating or rock climbing or line dancing or thrifting or something. Everyone is tired, everyone is working and people are just over all really really boring
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90% of my L's came from making sure someone else was okay
what is your biggest downfall???
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some important issues raised by women: - r@pe - SA/SH - DV - forced marriage - human trafficking - femicides issues raised by men: - girlfriend cheating - why do men always have to pay for dates - men rejected too much - women get free drinks - wife choosing to divorce and getting her half - i paid, and she didn't sleep with me
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Nobody can make me jealous of a seat I already sat in . If the seat was worth sitting in , I’ll still be sat there ! 🤏🏽
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i highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore
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a man who lusts over other women is not the love of your life
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Let’s get something straight. You don’t have to be white or English to acknowledge that mass immigration is destroying the UK. Illegal and mass immigration is ruining the country for hardworking legal migrants who came to the UK to integrate into our culture and contribute. The impacts of mass and illegal immigration mean we are all poorer, less likely to get to see a doctor, less likely to have a home, less likely to get along and less likely to live safely.
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The problem with Islam is that it aims to conquer, not coexist.
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Today I learned about a term called a "lifequake," a significant and unexpected shift in the trajectory of your life that initially feels devastating but has the beneficial outcome of catalyzing personal growth, transformation and rebirth.
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I do not play about people treating me weird. I will never talk to you again.😭
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U not crazy … what u see/feel is exactly what it is .
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