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LarBar 💋

@laurab3

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other ❤️ Tragically unhip, carbivore extraordinaire

 Utah, USA
Joined February 2009
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"I have $73 in my bank account!" sounded a lot cooler when I was 12.
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*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up
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Punch has a girlfriend and I’m still single …
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Nephilim are real … #proof #notaconspiracytheory
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Nell day haha 💅🏼
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The fact that I can’t know the location of anyone I know at any given time on my phone is simply unacceptable to me
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This morning’s view 🏔️
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Church 🙏🏼⛪️
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Went to church today for the first time in a long time, and you know what? It felt good! I’m almost out of my lazy girl era … I can feel it 🙏🏼💕
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gumball@gnmball26 Jan 2025
but babe you love being gaslit
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life pro tip: one time someone said my own joke louder than me and everyone laughed but as my act of revenge i started saying the joke was kind of problematic n everyone started agreeing and turned on the joke thief
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paddle@ipaddlearound2 Dec 2023
theres times where bugs bunny should just remove himself from the situation idk why he must antagonize
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Please don’t tell me no. Find an alternative answer and make it a yes.
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Hunter@HunterMitchel149 Jul 2019
Signed up for my company's 401k but I'm nervous cuz I've never ran that far before
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marina@bloodmajicks23 Sep 2025
the lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day
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Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
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kelly@BoyYeetsWorld24 Sep 2019
one time in middle school i dated a girl for 4 days and when she broke up with me she posted on facebook “sometimes your knight in shining armor is really just a loser in tinfoil” and to this day that the sickest burn i’ve ever gotten
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James
@CaucasianJames21 Apr 2021
are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn’t fun? like the first few spins
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ME: In the Middle Ages people would sometimes mix stale urine with wood ash to wash and whiten their clothes. From this repulsive confluence of waste products, something pure is brought about. Just like love. Priest: the bride has also chosen to write her own vows.
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brent@murrman515 Sep 2015
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
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We just don't uh-oh spaghettio enough as a society anymore.
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