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probably double fisting yerbamate under a disco ball somewhere 🪩✨ ♍︎ sun ♉︎ moon ♊︎ rising • 🧡🤍🩷

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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2 years without you… and I miss you all the time, rach 💔
No one missed me while I was alive so you won’t miss me when I’m gone
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this website/app has gone to absolute horse shit since el0n took over and ruined everything that made the OG twitter so much fun anyways… I finally succumbed to peer pressure and am hauling my ass over to bluesky now — so ya follow me over there i guess… or don’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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genuinely and seriously considering talking to my primary healthcare practitioner, a woman who I’ve known and been treated by since I was in elementary school, about the steps I’d need to take in order to have an elective tubal ligation surgery… i‘m being so dead serious rn
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welp i officially left the family group chat this morning
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Sarah McBride just became the first trans member of the House of Representatives, winning in Delaware!
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It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today: – Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them.  – Don’t share things before checking your sources.  – Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.
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I lost 15 pounds in my first month on zepbound 🥲
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I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org
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fred durst fall 🫡
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help 😭
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i’m at a sapphic party watching a live painting of a nude model while “gypsy” by fleetwood mac plays in the background… I love it here
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On shrooms at the lesbian party watching a live shibari demonstration god my life rocks
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immediately googles “where to purchase shibari rope”
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umm.,. WHY DID FLEETWOOD MAC JUST CREATE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT ??????
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TMZ being like “yeah we obtained a picture of liam payne’s dead body” what the fuck is wrong with them literally
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not even 24 hours live on spotify and it’s taken the #1 spot on my on repeat playlist 🤭
the way i need the 365 shygirl remix to be injected straight into my carotid artery immediately
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i’m not above doing something super extra/cringey solely for the plot
Replying to @bigsullyt
plz @charli_xcx @troyesivan I’m not trying to RUSH things w/ this Girl (so confusing) but tbh I think about it all the time… I Might Say Something Stupid if we don’t take our flirty Talk Talk off Hinge & on a first date ASAP. So I GUESS I’m asking if you’ll help us SWEAT? 💚👯‍♀️💦
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a pretty girl that i’ve been talking to for a week on hinge wants our first date to be the SWEAT tour in LA so this is me shooting my shot to find two t*ckets for the 15th that aren’t a bajillion dollars 😅💦
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the way i need the 365 shygirl remix to be injected straight into my carotid artery immediately
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tinashe on b2b was a flawless victory
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