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Lauren Dall

@laurendall

Personal Account. Published in Harper's Bazaar.

 Edinburgh, Scotland
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Joined October 2010
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Another world exclusive happened today in our famous Four Seasons Total Landscaping lot!!! We gathered together all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie. Here’s a photo to prove it.
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Biggest downgrade in American history.
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GP receptionists gearing up for 8am.
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Lauren Dall retweeted
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Zac Mabry
@ZacMabry24 Apr 2025
Olympics 2024: he’s 31 years old. It’s a miracle he’s still walking. Conclave 2025: he’s 63 years old. Still a child.
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derek guy
@dieworkwear17 Apr 2025
"have you been to space?" gayle, i'm trying to live no more than a 5 min walk from a grocery store
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@Wendys15 Apr 2025
I kissed the ground and i liked it
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@PopBase14 Apr 2025
Katy Perry seemingly kisses the ground after returning from Space.
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Congratulations to Harvard for refusing to relinquish its constitutional rights to Trump’s authoritarianism. Other universities should follow their lead. And instead of doing pro bono work for Trump, cowardly law firms should be defending those who believe in the rule of law.
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kira 👾
@kirawontmiss14 Apr 2025
katy perry went to space for like 4 minutes wtf is she kissing the ground for😭
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And now, a look at JD Vance putting on Donald Trump's makeup ;) (SOUND UP)
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Last one out the door at the Dept. Of Education should erase the entire student loan database. Be a legend.
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9mmSMG
@9mmsmg6 Mar 2025
Get in, we're making cursed Vances.
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A handy guide:
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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before
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francis@gorgeousbrains4 Jan 2025
sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years
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Britain has fallen.
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LMAOOO who did this
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Says the man who got sacked twice for lying, illegally prorogued Parliament, gave peerages to his mates, broke his own lockdown rules and gave £millions to cronies in dodgy PPE contracts.
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You're a farmer in your 60s and have assets worth millions. You're worried that your kids might have to pay tax on their inheritance. But you don't trust them enough to sign those assets over to them, avoiding any tax at all if you live another 7 years. Is that not a bit weird?
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