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I've always wanted to put Jim McDonald from Coronation Street punching people to Motörhead. Today I did. Enjoy your evening x
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This weekarooney! @astevehall @lawlesscomedy @thesimonokeeffe @fuzzOFk0 @iancoppinger and more Tickets from intercomedydublin.com
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Comedy @ The Civic Holmfirth Thu 27th Apr 8pm @CivicHolmfirth #Holmfirth #UKcomedy @ComedyBayy LINE-UP: @PosthillDanny @Philwalkercomic @AaronWoodComedy @lawlesscomedy 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/hudder… #JOKEPIT "IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA LAUGHTER"
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Remember how blown your mind was when you first heard that Humpty Dumpty isn’t described as an egg at any stage in the rhyme? Well, get this, although it is heavily implied, 100% there between the lines, but at no stage in A Christmas Carol does it say Bob Cratchit is a frog
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Wow! What an amazing experience to have to turn away more than 20 people from my show tonight. They shouldn’t have been. It was a cock up at the venue and I performed to 8 people. But still, amazing and humbling #edfringe
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Holy shit. I don’t know how it happened but my show tonight was rocking! It just goes to show; hard work, commitment, perseverance, talent, aren’t alway necessary! #edfringe
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Replying to @tiffstevenson
off the top of my head there's @birdmanwatching @IamRichWilson @seannwalsh @milocomedy @imjamesbarr @lawlesscomedy @scottbcomedyuk @JackGleadow @Thephilellis @BrennanReece @jamalimaddix @watsoncomedian (all on my list plus hundreds of other shows I need to squeeze in one week)
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D'you know what would be nice today? A really slow news day!
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If anyone needs me I’ll be floating in a bath full of salt in total darkness with all sound blocked out for an hour. Ya gotta have a hobby! #pacmanistryingtokillme
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I've had season 5 Episode 7 of Bojack Horseman ready to go for the last about 20 minutes but I can't click play cos I need to think about Episode 6 for a few more hours
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I’ll be doing Kendal Calling this year. It’ll be my first proper major festival for me as a comic. Fucking scary
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This is where I gigged Friday. “Gigged” is what all the cool kids call “said mass” nowadays
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We're up all night 'til the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to watch Wrestlemania #wrestlemania #imtired
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WWE: We hope you enjoyed that rare feel good moment because here comes the world's biggest shit sandwich and we've already tried to force-feed it to you twice before. #WrestleMania
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Tomorrow, the most Christmassy day of the year, our Christmas special goes out on radio Wales! Tell your friends and your enemies, it's loads of fucking fun. A couple of friends show up too!
Down to the last 2 tickets for Saturday night folks
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I am stepping down as quizmaster of the Kings arms Salford. Last quiz on the 26th Apr.
Off to do a quiz at a wedding, which is a thing apparently