@layloserr

#1 chango lover

 she/her/ella
Joined October 2019
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Curious George when the Man with the Yellow Hat brings him a banana:
jules (julian)@clarkslexOct 15
YEAH? weregonnabethenumberoneshowontv OOOOOO ooo ooo ooo ooo
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Me after papa spontaneously left town and put me in charge of the pizzeria
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emo ryan gosling@soobmadOct 15
"one like isn't a lot" imagine one pizza in the oven
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The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:
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Just put a pizza in the oven
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Lil Nissan Jessica@AdnarchivesOct 11
I suck at sexting I be like Hi
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eleni@ele__giacOct 9
“Your husband is being charged with the rap…”
Tina@Tina_HokwanaOct 7
Your husband is being charged with the rape of an 18 year old and the sexual grooming involving a 16 year old. He has denied the rape and claims it was consensual. There are damning sexual text messages with the 16 year old where your husband is alleged to have requested masturbation videos. As the wife, are you submitting an affidavit in court in support of him being granted bail?
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.@hcrrorbitesOct 10
pls don’t flirt with me i am a terrible woman who will obsess over you in an extremely unhealthy way
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tess@MyGirlLexAProSep 30
Bought the resident evil popcorn bucket for 40 after amcs dumbass expensive ass shipping #Whatever #ImCattle
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Nath@Jun2theH0eSep 22
Top 3 lugares donde hablo sola: 1. Letterboxd 2. Mi casa 3. X
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cee@1ovesickkkSep 21
when someone lets me down and it triggers my hyper-independence and the belief that i dont need anybody in my life
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i have been nothing but obsessive and possessive and unhealthily towards you and this is how you treat me
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took the stairs today and thought wow this is just like in resident evil
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*:･ﾟ@Bluewerks_Sep 20
love when you realize that he’s literally just some guy
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Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking
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bri@commeinmymouthSep 15
that mexican gene that makes u do literally anything for someone even if it means putting ur sanity at risk
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ً@kidmanphileSep 12
just logged a film none of my letterboxd mutuals have watched
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it's so funny how everyone got the silly out of their systems on 9/10 this year resulting in the first 100% earnest 9/11 I've ever experienced
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lo messiah@timchalsSep 12
everyone trying to hop on the timothée ship again because he has hair
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