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Lucy's mom. Married to @davidjfalcone she/her

Boston
Joined November 2008
John Oliver's whole show tonight is about Pete Hegseth, who has plenty to say about women in combat. Oliver: His own mother once wrote: "You are an abuser of women. That is the ugly truth."
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This one really got me. ❤️😭 EL-SAYED: “to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.”
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Vibes in America tonight.
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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I’ve been to Tennessee multiple times. Each time, I’ve seen Confederate flags outside of homes, and statues of Confederate soldiers. It’s not Sharia you have to worry about.
As your governor, I’ll protect Tennessee from Sharia law and the spread of Islamization.
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Imagine being body shamed by whatever the fuck this is.
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Day after day, hour after hour, this guy continues to confirm my belief that he is the single worst person this nation has ever produced. And yes, this includes serial killers and tech bros and the characters in Entourage.
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Alex Pretti, 37, ICU nurse. Loved hiking and the outdoors. Murdered by ICE in cold blood. Never forget.
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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How much more of this ugly, loathsome fuck can we take? The sooner this grotesque swamp creature expires, the sooner the world can start the healing process.
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Let's be very clear. Amy Acton's birth mother hasn't been in her life for 48 years. So when the birth mother calls Amy a liar, she's calling the 12 year-old child who was raped by her stepfather a liar. Ramaswami has reached a new disgusting low, even for Republicans.
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What a fucking joke of a president.
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Not even someone shooting a disabled elementary school child, in a wheelchair, in the face will motivate this country's politicians to do anything.
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Now HERE is a fact we should Talk about EVERY Day
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If there’s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.
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If a woman wearing a “Release the Epstein Files” shirt makes you angry enough to join a group of men in beating the shit out of her, I’m going to assume you’re all fucking pedophiles too.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Public executions aren't something a developed country partakes in. America has fallen so fucking far.
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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As a homicide detective, I can say with all of my being that there is no lesson learned in seeing someone die. But there is a price. And that price is your peace. Your decency. And the soul of our society. We don’t have to be this way, this fake tough but real ugly way. Stop
Breaking news: The firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be live-streamed, the Defense Department said. “People need to understand that there’s serious consequences for these types of things,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said. wapo.st/4hNxK0C
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