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I am so serious about the Occasional Banana Method youtu.be/FVkeNb5HVuw

Me stealing this meme

Le-OW!

This one is popular in my family

Somebody PLEASE mash this up with "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" or give me free video editing lessons

@L1LDebbie possums love you!

Its a little on the nose

I know you linked Gothamist, but @laughspincom reeeeally wants everyone to know this is THEIR EXCLUSIVE REPORTING and they are VERY PROUD OF IT!!

Please go congratulate @laughspincom on their exclusive coverage of how hard it is to be Louis CK, before they die of thirst

Hey @lyft check out how much money i've given you this month alone! After many many substantial problems caused by your TRUE GARBAGE GPS and many many useless responses from customer service (not their fucking fault!) I am switching to the rape company. Fix your shit.

I am one of those couples who look alike

NO, NEVER, but we can sure click headlines that suggest otherwise, in hopes of claiming part of the struggle. How nice that would be. Thanks Economist!

"...being that they are puppets, [Bert and Ernie] have no sexual orientation"

She also calls Siri "she" in written communications. For real i love her and i love her dog, and my love for individual rich people will be my undoing when the revolution comes

One of my wealthier clients is expecting her first baby and suddenly thinks she can tell ME about Dominos?!? Smh

#InternationalCatDay in many years working mostly with dogs i may never have stated explicitly: cats fucking rule and i just love them. I was raised very anti-cat and i resent it now, they're amazing. Look at these beautiful boys.