writer. collage artist. advertising cd. I like poetry, kidlit, sarcasm, negronis.
san francisco
Joined July 2007
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Get ready to burn, bruh. New humor piece is up thanks to @The_Belladonnas 🌞🌞🌞 The Sun’s Plan For More Hot, Manly Energy on Earth medium.com/thebelladonnacome…
Do you know about the Invisible String Cheese Theory? It's VERY cool and completely real. 🧀🌌 Dig into this psychic phenomenon today ... you won't regret it medium.com/the-haven/the-inv…
Do jokes about the incessant demands on feminine beauty help us today? Perhaps. Thanks @The_Belladonnas for keeping us laughing ✨
“How to maintain a stranglehold on youth.”
Age-Defying Beauty Tips From Ceridwen the Shape-Shifting Goddess of Wisdom by @leanne thebelladonnacomedy.com/age-…
Dear Men, The women in your life are not okay right now open.substack.com/pub/debora…
"After all, democracy dies in darkness, but resistance is futile." 😿
The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-…
Do you ever think that the answer to life, the universe & everything is ... finding the right meditation app?
Anyone need a 24k TRUFFLE TURKEY recipe? I gotchu - bravo to the copywriter who pitched Bougie Birds to the marketing team; quiet turkey luxury is trending
reynoldsbrands.com/tips-and-…
This. Sounds. So. Fantastic. Turn it up at home! (Love you, #HSB)
Leanne Hope C. retweeted
Royal guard solemnly entering the corgi wing of Buckingham palace and weeping as they tie tiny blindfolds on the dogs they've got left
Leanne Hope C. retweeted
Ad Age gives Salesforce #SuperBowl ad 2/5 stars: So this is about "a tech billionaire (Marc Benioff, Salesforce’s co-founder/co-CEO) chastising other tech billionaires (Mark “Meta” Zuckerberg and space cowboys Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk) for not being, well, grounded enough"
I don’t know about those goats, awkwafina - can we all just fast forward life to when we can watch NOPE? #superbowlads
How long is this coin base QR code ad? Way TOO LONG #superbowlads (still, I opened it up it was kinda intriguing just on too long)
I’ll buy what Ewan McGregor is selling 💯💯💯 also I’m happily only watching #SuperBowl for the ads & don’t regret it 💋
