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There's nothing funnier than a fully grown man carrying a rucksack. Got all your little things in there have you mate? Grow up
Everything ok babe? You've barely touched your tin of Temu Fray Bentos Cauliflower and Cheese flavour soup
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it’s late in the evenin
she’s wonderin what clothes to wear
she puts on her make up
and brushes her long blonde hair
and then she asks me
do i look alright?
and i say where’s your fucking poppy
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Could you tell the difference between the real ones and the Audi ones in a taste test? You Tube Gregg Wallace Way.
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Cameo Messages - birthdays, engagements weddings or a promotion. Make somebody smile with a cameo message.
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Stop putting fucking cranberry sauce in all the festive sandwiches, alright? It's disgusting. Won't tell you again.
The UK government have opened offices around the country to recruit and enlist thousands of people who are saying they like country music. This is horrible
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Sweeney Todd. I produced this last night. I’m thinking of doing YouTube films, looking at iconic figures. Truth and fiction.
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Just what no one asked for 😭😭😭
If this sneaky peek teaser is anything to go by, I'll be giving this shite a miss 👍🏼
GB News is launching GB Music Radio, a 24-hour digital station only playing artists from Great Britain and Northern Ireland, on 2 November. Chief revenue officer Ross Sergeant said this "gives advertisers something genuinely new". radiotoday.co.uk/2026/10/gb-…



















