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chaos, but make it fashion

South Africa
Joined July 2018
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He’s inconsistent because he doesn’t like you.
How do I call a man out for not being consistent enough with texting without seeming like a crazy person?
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I cried for days after just thinking about it. Pregnancy, delivery and motherhood involve a lot of “dying to self”.
That cervical check broke me. There has to be a better way to check dilation.😭😭
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And If you pregnant by me contact my 3rd babymoma . She handles all That Shìt
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I’m sorry but we have to keep kissing our agemates - old men are not this funny.
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bring back R5000 apartments and R500 full tanks
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you’re literally a stud
soon as I see you eat and don’t say a grace yeen gotta worry about a second date 🥴😐
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Hot take ebandayo, people that come to you as women want YOU to leave the man. They’re not going anywhere
Hot take ebandayo. Not confronting the other woman only profits the wrongdoer (cheater).
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I’ll blow up a nigga phone till a fire start in his pocket I never gaf
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there's something refreshing about someone who doesn't pretend to know everything.
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Ibanda MPO le take
Hot take ebandayo. Not confronting the other woman only profits the wrongdoer (cheater).
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saw someone say “men are so self centered they think feminism is about hating them.” i was gagged.
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“LLB in Law”. Yeses, just deregister 😭😭😭
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“South Africa is about to be SO BACK” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you guys don’t vote at every chance you get, sizophathwa amabhunu FUTHI. AT A GRANDER SCALE👍🏾
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Helen Zille can do donuts in every Gusheshe in Gauteng until the wheels come off, the answer is still NO!
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No one is talking about medication and s*x enough.
fiz minha ficante que toma antidepressivo gozar
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I want to go to a perfume making class, salsa lessons, ice cream making class, cocktail workshop, pottery class, a rage room, cake decorating class and a gun range
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The greatest trick the DA plays on yall is letting yall think the ANC is governing in areas that are governed by them
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“Baby we’re still going to Tightline kaosane akere”
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📍In the dwaaaaaaaaaang
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