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my dad is going under the knife for yet another surgery resulting from an incident that occurred in 2019
he’s been in and out of hospitals ever since and the first thing he says to me as i take him to the hospital is “hopefully i wake up”
this man i swear
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a guy did this to me on the opposite side of the train tracks and it really could have been a romantic movie moment but alas
the one thing a man will never have on a woman is female intuition and i will die on that hill
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my senior colleague gasped when i told her i was 29 and her immediate response was “omg i thought you were 22”
am i cooked? fahhhhhhhhh
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the cognitive dissonance here is truly astounding
calling turkish culture “third world” made me laugh so hard that ataturk jumped from his grave
My wife is an American, born in America to American citizens. She deeply loves our nation and its culture. You, on the other hand, were born to foreign invaders and want to turn America into the third world culture you were raised in, while advocating for communism at your $3 million mansion in between electrocuting your dog.
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