So I named this chicken Anthony
We killed and cooked him but we all forgot about his carcass in the fridge
We started having light issues and the meat spoilt
Fuck the neps and RIP Anthony ♥️😔
Hey bigots 👋🏾
If you don’t want Peter Obi will you’ll vote Seyi Makinde?
Shey he’s Yoruba too, does it have to be Tinubu?
We live in the tropics fgs
The way we’re expected to dress makes no sense
That’s why some of them smell and keep having recurring skin issues
Better let breeze blow you
“I dress like an elite because I am educated,” a lady says as she debates elders on a bus over her choice of clothing.
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Replying to @Tsarina_muna
Same thing they do with rape.
When a man here said someone raped his sister, they asked him how they can help kill the rapist.
But when a woman says she is raped, they switch the topic to false rape accusations.
Fools.
It may take us a while to “crowdfund” this voters’ register audit, but we will. We will expose the fraud and “help” INEC clean it up.
Anyways, Governor Okpebholo’s ward went from 4,900 to 15,304.
Nice try.
In 2024, Governor Okpebholo's polling unit had 397 voters on the register. In 2026, it has 4,783.
That's 4,386 new voters, a 1,105% increase.
A Guinness World Record?
@inecnigeria, please explain. 👀
Went to the gym, then market, ordered amala from iya moria on my way home
I’ve showered, eaten my amala and okra with chilled Fanta
Tinubu will not break my spirit 🙏🏾
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We made another one for the dancefloor with @OfficialDunnie & @itstiwadara 💃🏽
This one’s called “Bebe”
It’s out now, everywhere!
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I need the Harley Quinn to my Joker before ravoween😩 also who wants to steal their daddy's walking stick for me🥹
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Badbaby as @ayrastarr for Halloween 2026.
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