stupid fucking idiot, smartest man alive. priv @ericingotham

Joined January 2026
You can just tell Spielberg turned down an ET 2 pitch lmao
First trailer for ‘ALLEN’. The film follows a man who is reunited with his childhood alien best friend 20 years after they first met. Releasing November 12 on Netflix.
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A film titled so cleverly that it actually wraps around back to pissing me off
First trailer for ‘ALLEN’. The film follows a man who is reunited with his childhood alien best friend 20 years after they first met. Releasing November 12 on Netflix.
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Idk who this is but he looks like every uncle
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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I need some WhatsApp ASAP
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New YouTube layout on mobile so bad it’s ruined my day
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Just had the worst panic attack of my life who want me
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I’m so fucking ready to binge the first few hellraisers this weekend
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I still can’t believe that Fuck the Pain Away remix at the end of the Hellraiser game lmao
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Good morning world (Twitter)
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eric is dead retweeted
The moon is so fucking beautiful today let’s makeout
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(During sex) well this is just fantastic
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When you’re at a concert around Halloween and the artist wears a costume
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Should I drink tonight
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If you see this say hello please
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“Enjoy Handmade Art” did in fact make me cry immediately
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“I should open that puzzle box”
ma a che pensano gli uomini mentre gli succhi il cazzo???
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Hello my name is crud
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got skullfucked tittyfucked AND fingered last night ✌️
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Cover me in your blood please
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