writer + artist | MFA @ Boston University | BFA @ University of Victoria | she/her

Saskatchewan
Joined May 2012
Oh to be a jewel-encrusted woman emerging from a large clam.
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The only good algorithm in my life rn is the Tubi algorithm
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There's no performative reading . That mindset is killing reading . Anyone who reads is doing amazing and should be appreciated
This should be treated like the crisis it is
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I’m calling upon @MarkJCarney to declare a national emergency
Tim hortons phasing out the sour cream glazed donut is absurd. Enshittification knows no bounds
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Trying to throw myself an elaborate 30th birthday party and so far all it’s gotten me is ghosted by multiple magicians and also some guy named Balloon Man Dan.
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Boy Canada Post sure does lose a lot of money. But thank god the police turn a robust profit.
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How it felt being almost 30 years old and asking the nice lady at the grocery store if they had any extra cardboard boxes so I can make a Halloween craft
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Palestinian journalists are the bravest on earth. They know their work is a death sentence as Israel openly hunts them, yet they do it out of duty to their people and defiance of a world that ignores their suffering—heroism western media can’t fathom
مع السلامة يا أنس الشريف ويا محمد قريقع.. مع السلامة يا أبطال ..
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We are about 18 months away from alt-right “alpha” men reinventing Ancient Greece-style homosexuality
both photos represent a perfect example of entertainment catering to the MALE gaze did straight men learn nothing from the recent before and after gym photos of that british singer?
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The dating scene options out there these days, ha ha, amirite ladies?
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need this desperately
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Not someone on FB marketplace describing the millennial bacon-obsession era as “vintage” 🥴🥴🥴
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I don’t really tweet anymore but I got the Wordle in 1 today I GOT THE WORDLE IN 1 TODAY
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Leone 🍰 retweeted
i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….
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My recycling bin disappeared from my alley so the city replaced it with a trans one 🥰 ✨
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Eek!! 🥳💕
Congrats to @leonebrander, @EpiphanyFerrell, Jeff Friedman, Parth Shah, and so many other contributors and friends whose stories have been chosen for @bestmicrofic 2025 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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Whenever someone tells me they used ChatGPT
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Everyone freeze Lisa Frank’s son and ex husband are trying to expose her as a fraud on TikTok
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My mom just showed me a video of a dog howling to Old Town Road and said “look at this dog who loves Van Morrison.”
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My cat looooooves sitting under the Christmas tree so much I put it up early for him this year 😭
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