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Which pop star does does Santa find really irritating
Billie Eyelash
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Why didn’t the flat-earther post his Christmas letter to Santa?
He was caught up in the Horizon scandal
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Why didn’t the kangaroos turn up to King Charle’s Christmas party?
Their invitations bounced
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What’s Joaquin Phoenix putting on his Christmas tree this year?
One star
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What’s P Diddy planning for Christmas?
A Break-out Party
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How does Yvette Cooper return her unwanted Christmas presents?
Swiftly
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Why are ‘Just Stop Oil’ spending Christmas at the art gallery?
Because the paintings are soup-er
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Why do all the ‘Just Stop Oil’ protestors go to the same Christmas parties?
They like to stick together
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Why didn’t the street artist carry any cash at Christmas?
He kept it in the Banksy
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What did Santa say to Vixen when she dropped 3 stone?
Way go V
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Why don’t the Democrats use a reindeer to deliver presents?
They have a Camel-a
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Edinburgh fringe is brilliant and amazing, with only one thing spoiling it -price gouging by @IHGhotels @IHGCorporate
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Last chance to see Joann Condon in her inspirational, heartwarming and funny one-woman play Little Boxes 2nite @NewWimbTheatre
Tickets here! bit.ly/3Q7Z50k🔥
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