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living vicariously through myself she/her 💖💜💙

Washington, DC
Joined December 2010
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Give the Whole Foods pastry chef a raise. They don’t miss!
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He finally gave us his Housewives tagline.
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why are we flying everywhere? why don’t we have high speed trains between dc and atlanta? how wasteful is putting babies through pain and the planet through suffocation for one hour flights? we could have very cool trains where kids can stretch, sit, play etc
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Not having a bag hook in a public bathroom is a crime
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Why do people like The Bear? It’s just men yelling, which is my least favorite sound
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I don't think congressional Democrats understand that voters see them as the cops standing around outside the school.
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Me greeting my doordash driver to receive my little treats
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I feel like people got more bi during COVID. Has anyone done a study. – at Manhattan, NY
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Someone make a behind the scenes documentary of the drama of rhythmic gymnastics, I’m begging you.
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How dare @BravoTopChef have both @ChefMelissaKing and @KristenLKish in the same episode. You expect me to look at the food?!
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Forget vaccine passports I want vaxxed people to walk around with a 3D green diamond above our heads like a Sim.
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Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.
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I want to write about #PromisingYoungWoman but it hit so close to the bone of my deepest unresolved traumas around the betrayal and disloyalty of otherwise “nice boyfriends” that I don’t think I can do so in a healthy way.
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Promising Young Woman made me laugh and scream and weep and say f**ck yeah!!! And then weep and feel sad and feel hopeful because it’s so true and right to the heart
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Impeach. Remove. Indict. Incarcerate.
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Tonight I’m thinking of the nearly 200 BLM protesters who were kettle arrested on #SwannStreet for curfew violations. – at Washington, DC
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Hundreds of thousands of DC residents had to endure a coup in their backyard today, go into curfew at 6pm, and fear for their personal safety. None of them have any representation in Congress.
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The nice liberal thing to say is "the system of law enforcement failed" today. The honest thing to say is: the system of law enforcement operated exactly as it was designed to operate today, and for those it was designed for
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