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Katie Zacharia has taught me that I couldn’t handle having a hot lawyer. If I had a hot lawyer I’d be committing crimes on purpose. Why’d I steal that car? Because I missed you.
American politics in a nutshell:
Our new war fucks oil prices up so bad that you have to stop sanctions on the country we funded a proxy war against
BREAKING: President Trump puts new Russia sanctions passed by Congress on hold, saying a waiver is in the U.S. national interest. apnews.com/article/russia-sa…
They say you’re much more likely to crash on the way to the airport than on the plane itself. And that’s because Uber is now offering a Women Drivers option.
Hot girls getting jobs they’re not qualified for is republican DEI
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia is out after just five days on the job.
President Trump told reporters that he would talk to Zacharia about a new role: "I said, ‘When I get back we’re going to talk,' because I don’t think that Katie should be made to suffer like she’s suffering at the hands of the press.”
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I’m supposed to believe Diddys not gay while he’s being beat up by the most homophobic culture? Bumboclot
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.
Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
It’s important to remember that every person weighing in on this weeks new controversy is doing so solely to promote their own business because there’s literally no other way to make money than by killing people online
Whenever I order an uber I spring for the “woman driver” option
What can I say, I’m an adrenaline junkie
Literally the only good thing about woke 1.0 was getting to laugh at celebrities making crying videos
Libs are gonna fuck around and become so annoying that they’ll guarantee a third trump term. They truly never learn
I personally think that women at the gym are wearing too much! I say quit being such a prude and lose those tiny sports bras and skin tight mini shorts. I’m on your side!










