𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧

ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 ————— 𝙐.𝙎. 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖠 𝗅𝖾𝗐𝖽 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 U.S. Agent in the Thunderbolts* ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ

She all good? Asking with intent to go back to base and have her bounce on it.

What’s a guy gotta do to find someone to bounce in it in this big ass building? He can never seem to find Yelena or Ava when he’s really in need.

Where is Yelena at when he needs her?

Yes it is. You’re fleshlight sized.

Natasha and Yelena at the same time when?

Look at her down there. She’s like a little fleshlight.

And yet they still always end up in his bed.

Understatement of the century. Bucky is going to heed it eventually. Every woman John sleeps with agrees.

She need help finding a ladder so she can reach his knee?

5’2 is pretty damn short.

Not short? That’s a joke right?

<— The Captain America that fucks.

They’ve decided to make an effort to conserve water just as any responsible team should.

Post mission relaxation.

It’s tough having the biggest dick on the team. Someone is always trying to suck it.

Yelena came up with a very interesting method of dealing with John’s aggression.

Tired already? It’s only been an hour.