big fan of whole foods & morning walks 🌞🌺

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Joined April 2024
remote work is crazy because wdym i was able to take myself on a 5 week solo trip to hawaii without taking time off
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flirting with canadian men by mentioning i have sportsnet+ premium
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never know where those garbanzos are gonna end up
the prettier my plate, the prettier i feel
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the prettier my plate, the prettier i feel
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i had two tweets get 14k and 19k likes yesterday so now my mentions are just people telling me the VS bra i called pretty is fugly in five different languages😭
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wonderful wednesday!! waking up early, dry brushing, deep conditioning, reading about 🏒, making mct cawfee for the morning walk, working until 10pm, and already getting into the christmas spirit✨
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wednesday morning feed 💗
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lex ★autumn arc★ retweeted
if victoria secret is going to have influencers walk then i wanna see the tatted up baddies
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recession indicator
the difference between the 2026 heels and the 2025 heels
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not now sweetie, mommy’s studying
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why do people reply and then immediately block you lmao
i have zero proof, so don’t listen to me… but i’m putting on my $50 million fantasy tinfoil hat to speculate that kylie had some kind of financial involvement in the bra… whether she helped foot the bill or was the only person with deep enough pockets to cover the insurance
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if there are no water chestnut fans, i’m dead 🍳🥦🫛
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my king
Hi. It’s my birthday. THIS IS 60.
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might just make my own fantasy bra with my initial in the middle atp🤭
it’s pretty, but $400 for rhinestones from michael’s craft store is mental
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gua sha, glittery makeup on, peppermint candle, peppermint tea… we’re so back
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lex ★autumn arc★ retweeted
open the fucking schools.
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it’s pretty, but $400 for rhinestones from michael’s craft store is mental
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i have zero proof, so don’t listen to me… but i’m putting on my $50 million fantasy tinfoil hat to speculate that kylie had some kind of financial involvement in the bra… whether she helped foot the bill or was the only person with deep enough pockets to cover the insurance
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cottage peas (cottage cheese + peas + everything bagel seasoning)
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time for my favourite part: rhinestones✨
i’m currently chipping away at another batch, so if YOU have an idea for a message then pls DM me and i’ll sign it from your name💌
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