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2x fantasy football champion 2024 + 2025 | interests include women’s sports and the state of iowa she/her

kansas city
Joined May 2020
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Is this good?
🧀 Jordan Love: 23-of-29, 372 yards, 3 TDs 🧀 Christian Watson: 7 catches, 171 receiving yards, TD 🧀 Matthew Golden: 10 catches, 164 receiving yards, TD A ridiculous day for the @Packers offense ⭐️
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I guess you could say he’s about to get blue waived
There’s actually something pretty poetic about Harrison Butker losing his job the same week as a hundred of his best friends
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blue tsunami and harrison butker missing TWO field goals 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
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i take ethics very seriously in my roles as both a licensed therapist and a fantasy football league commissioner
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It can’t always be Paris or Milan, someone’s gotta hold it down in Des Moines, Iowa
Videos of governor-elect of Iowa Rob Sand modeling for Prada in the 2000s have resurfaced.
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how i feel waking up in a state that flipped blue
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iowa turning blue
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first place in fantasy football here come the grovelers
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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EMMETT JOHNSON ARE YOU KIDDING ME 🤯
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forget war sounds, natalie’s calling in the entire armed forces to the valks’ practice tomorrow after this 😭😭
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Watching iowa football today
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i want to get hit in the head so hard i forget what football is and have never heard of the iowa hawkeyes
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MATTHEW GOLDEN I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU POOKIE!!!
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joever? nah, i’m just getting jarted
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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How it feels to watch the Packers beat the brakes off the Bears after the start to this season:
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Live, laugh, Jordan Love.
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