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the do it all girl who does nothing

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Joined March 2019
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rent being due the day after halloween
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I thought “spread those cheeks” meant smiling
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When I swoop the bang of intrigue
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this tea
Call me romantic, but I love when gay guys on a date are comfortable enough to kiss in public.
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when i was so drunk during slayyyter i kept filming her horse thinking it was her
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I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter
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how it feels to be loved
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A Fight Broke Out at a Gay Circuit Party on Mykonos During a Song from The Greatest Showman: VIDEO tlrd.us/2Lx5ZrY
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baby on my train just absolutely BLASTING bubbles everywhere
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me when someone mentions ice cream sandwiches
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I honestly just don't have time for this right now
Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire spotted kissing at Michael Rubin’s All-White party.
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steven meisel, 1987
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They should invent a homosexual lifestyle that is both affordable and restful
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the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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how does one acquire payola
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