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"No more kebabs or chips and cheese, I swapped Indian for Chinese"
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If we're being real this one is better. What a comeback. Thats why hes the GOAT.
Tandoori Tony is back 💥
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That MLS player who said he was surprised by how bad the standard was in the Celtic-Rangers game was 100% right. Rangers eliminated from conference qualifiers & we get trounced in the EL every game. Most people don't realise how bad it is imo.
Watching this El Clasico having not watched any other team except Celtic the last wee while and it’s absolutely blowing my mind. The level is just incredible.
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When we're winning games or in a dramatic title race with Hearts, you forget that we're watching a terrible standard of football. We're nowhere near where we should be as a club. Huge regression since Ange treble season bar 6 months under Brendan. Board are responsible.
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We deadarse spent double figure millions on Hogh. £11m + add-ons. Still can't believe it's real life
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I can understand why you'd get more hyped for the underdog home team scoring 2 minutes in than you would for the galactic empires immediate equaliser tbh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Sometimes I think his commentary is bad or underwhelming but I wouldn't say its out of bias. He has his good moments too.
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Mental they did a Solskjaer again. One game a week results with a squad like Uniteds are not real. Keane and some of the other United pundits were 100% right last season.
🚨 Michael Carrick when asked if he could be sacked in next 24h: “I totally understand the situation. I'm not expecting anything in particular, to be honest”. “I'm carrying on as normal and, you know, I love this place”.
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Osmand might be our best player
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I didn't watch the 7-1 against Hearts but I knew it was either a fluke or Hearts being terrible because if I was watching a good Celtic team I'd know it
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Team looks so unfit 65 minutes I said to the old man "legs have gone, need subs, we are so open" was so obvious how it was going, then takes conceding 2 in 5 mins for O'Neill to make changes
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What happened to jaconelli's steak pie and chips. What on earth is this. Did I order the wrong thing?
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Or is it just nostalgia Was it ever as good as i remember
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Nolan, ladies and gentlemen.
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I wouldn't kill every tiger to save one human. I'd maybe kill like 20 tigers to save one human. After that idk man they are kinda cool
I would kill every tiger in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks.
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Back to it
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So Jota has been left out the Europa League squad, but he's back? We've played 1 game? What is going on at this club 😂😂😂
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Correct take. If you value an animal life the same as a human life, there's probably something wrong with you and you should get help. A likely ill, disabled or psychotic human being gets eaten alive and freaks feel bad for the tiger. Who gives a shit about the tiger.
Wtf is wrong with people, more compassion for a fkn animal than a fellow human.
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I actually don't value the subjective experience of an organism that doesn't even know it's alive and is acting primarily on predation and territorial instinct - in the same way I do a human being with a sense of self. And is it not unhealthy to not feel basic altruism?
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Inspiring
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