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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
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Why are FPGAs bad at keeping secrets? Everything they know is right there in the bitstream.
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Two capacitors meet. One says, 'Feeling a bit charged?' 'Yeah,' says the other, 'but give it time, I'll let it go.'
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
A resistor walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind.' The resistor shrugs: 'Fine, I only came to drop the voltage.'
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There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
Debugging is being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
#electronics · libfpga.com
⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
Why was the equals sign so humble? It knew it was neither less than nor greater than anyone else.
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, 'I think I lost an electron.' 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I'm positive.'
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
Absolute zero walks into a bar. It's very cool, but it just can't move.
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What's a computer's favourite kind of music? Algorithm and blues.
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A programmer's partner says: buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with twelve loaves.
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
#physics · libfpga.com
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Why did the developer go broke? He used up all his cache.
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? He didn't know how to null his feelings.
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
Why do logic gates make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always either AND or OR, never both.
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I'd tell you a joke about an infinite loop, but it never ends.
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⚡ Electrifying Joke of the Day ⚡
Why did the programmer quit his job? He just didn't get arrays.
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