Mr. Blond's revenge

Eat liver and oyster once a week and this won't be of concern to you

Bug of the Day; Omyta centrolineata is a species of stink bug. It is commonly known as the Gum Tree Shield Bug or Centreline Shield Bug and it likes the Sydney golden wattle but I found this one on my white currents this morning.

Refusing to use the self checkout so I can lecture the Woolies cashier about how my aeroplane jelly, ice cream, white sugar and Coca-Cola are all health foods

Australian brand I trust Vacpac I have a Vacpac Glide and I'm never buying another vacuum cleaner

I use to get stressed about The Great Replacement, White genocide and Jewish conspiracy for global domination but I am constantly reassured that they are greedy idiots fumbling their way through. Demise will come to them when it comes to crunch tiem, only themselves to blame

An almost uncanny image of my wife but I haven't seen her naked since our first child three years ago so I'm keeping this one on file