The views and opinions expressed on twitter are those of the internet persona and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my real life brain monster
Dallas, Tx
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“Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away” -COVID 19
April 11 should replace Columbus Day. He may have discovered America but the cheesy Gordita crunch is when we truly found ourselves. What a day for our country.
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I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.
I was once criticized by an ex for not having any goals and I just want to treat Twitter as my vision board
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what people don’t realize is that to write is to think. by outsourcing your writing you are outsourcing your thinking. you are paying for the degradation of your own mind. don’t use AI to “structure” your thoughts. structure them yourself. a shortcut to nowhere
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Maybe I’ve been conditioned to assume the worst in most things but there’s something about high temps in 80s, in the August of a Texas summer, that subconsciously terrifies me.
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The comments are funny to see cause the same people that loved him when he hated women now don’t like him so much when he hates a dumb bitch.
Bill Burr says "idiot" Elon Musk is "evidently a Nazi" with "dyed hair plugs and a laminated face."
"I just refuse to believe it was an accidental two-time Sieg Heil. And he does it at a presidential inauguration! This is why I hate liberals. Liberals have no teeth whatsoever. They just go, ‘Oh my God, can you believe this? I’m getting out of the country!’ I’m just like, you’re gonna leave the country because of one guy with dyed hair plugs and a laminated face? Who makes a bad car and has an obsolete social media platform? Why doesn’t he leave? Why are we so afraid of this guy who can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag?”
Read more here: variety.com/2025/tv/news/bil…
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I think it’s very fortunate that Teslas are entirely electric cause I think if it were up to Elon the fuel tank would for sure be called a gas chamber.
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It’s probably just a coincidence that the people who tell you to remember that Memorial/Veterans Day isn’t just a day off and to remember to pay respect to the true meaning of the day, never really go to bat for MLK Day. Likely just an oversight. For sure no correlation.
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They took the crack away from the junkies for one day and they instantly were ready to start supporting Trump 😂 🇺🇸
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Day 1 of no TikTok so i guess it’s back to long form cinema and watching people get shot by the police on twitter.
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If you're doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody gives a fuck, and you're probably even more boring without alcohol.
Rotten Randy retweeted
As midnight approaches I just want to take this time to remind you all that change isn’t for everyone. This might be as good as it ever gets. You will only look and feel worse every year because you didn’t workout enough and I am deeply disappointed by you.
Fox Big Noon Saturday played Boom by P.O.D. earlier going to commercial break in the Indiana/OSU game and I realized there’s an entire generation that probably thinks a song from 2001 is ripping off AJ and Big Justice @CFBONFOX
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