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I am dead serious about most of the things I tweet even if you think I’m joking. you are free to laugh though

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my dad sent a message meant for my mom in the family gc 😭😭😭😭 im bouta be sick
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I’m crying
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When yall fight on halloween in costumes that shit be funny asf
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GAH DAMN CAN TIME GET ANY SLOWER TODAY
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eu fiz um negócio 🤏🏾
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Is the day gone fucking end ? damn g
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oh my god
this is the craziest shit ive ever seen
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That is not his son 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I wish my son would buck up at me like that I would knock his young disrespectful azz out then put him out. You wanna be da man then be da man in yo own ish 😡😡😡😡😡😡👊🏾👊🏾
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This is what an actual serial killer looks like
Former 75th Ranger Regiment sniper Nicholas Irving, known as "The Reaper," and his custom SR-25 sniper rifle "Dirty Diana." He was credited with 33 confirmed kills during a single 3-4 month deployment in Afghanistan's Helmand Province in 2009, setting a 3rd Battalion record.
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jive turkey retweeted
watching everyone have a blast for Halloween in bed
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Who else just waiting
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Hair look good asf
FUCK THAT NIGGA JODY
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Such a timid and happy boy 💔💔💔💔 my eyes well up at the sight of his name
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If you have Halloween plans, you are my oppressor and you owe me reparations.
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what are you dressed as? oh okay yeah you can take a second to pull up youtube. no no worries yeah the internet is pretty bad here. the rest of the video does sound pretty funny from your description of it. hold on i gotta use the bathroom i'll be back
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Being able to doodoo everyday is a blessing. Don’t ever take that for granted. Too many cursed & constipated people walking around angry.
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The funds, the visa. All things this family needed & worked towards but only got after their son’s life was stolen. This is beyond a tragedy
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Everyday it’s this
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This was so out of pocket 😭😭😭😭😭
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