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limpetlad

@limpetlad

supergeek,takes things apart to see how they work,stuff left over but works better.solves problems you didn’t know you had.oldham fan football not the town

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Joined March 2009
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@Etsy any particular reason your not allowing any new sellers accounts, met all requirements to be immediately suspended
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32' Grant is booked for Abbey Hey.
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What do you call a genocidial maniac with massive breasts???? Tittler
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Matchday🔴🏆 Big FA Vase game for the lads today!
Abbey Hey FC (@AbbeyHeyFC) profile pictureAbbey Hey FC@AbbeyHeyFC10 Nov 2023
Tomorrow afternoon we continue our road to Wembley by welcoming Silsden AFC to our fortress of football, "The Abbey Stadium" for this FA Vase second round Cup fixture ⚽️ Let the Games Begin ! 🔥💥 Match Day Tickets: £6 - Adults £3 - Concessions £1 - Children Programmes-£2
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Did appeal 16 days later, comprehensive review apparently on brand new account, no reinstatement no further right to appeal, 3 friends all had same
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Be worried if I’m quiet
limpetlad (@limpetlad) profile picturelimpetlad@limpetlad28 Aug 2016
Why waste time sleeping when you can make plans
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limpetlad@limpetlad10 Sep 2016
It's taken quite a while but finally it's mine
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I aten’t dead well not yet anywho, quiet the hysterical virgins and rejoice
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Fundraiser by Laura Crossley : Support for Raffaella Santoro gofund.me/d44248ac Please help my niece
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Donate to Support for Raffaella Santoro, organized by Laura Crossley

"It is difficult to know where to start when certain events happen. On Saturday 2nd Sept… Laura Crossley needs your support for Support for Raffaella Santoro

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Man carrying machete on my street, dumps it down grid, collects bricks from wall and stashes them around,very nice policeman attends and thinks not enough for a charge.
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Finally went to court, he didn’t attend, warrant etc apparently found dead a few weeks ago
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Not sure why but this makes me love him a little bit more
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You can definitely tell I’m not in Oldham anymore the pigeons have two legs in chorlton. Be aware that nature is upmarket also
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Hebden bridge pigeons are a step up to chorlton, everyone looks like a pure bred racer
Thanks for the birthday wishes,I’ve poured a kraken for all us odd ones,the broken and the unwanted,our differences and quirks make us the special ones.No one can judge or control you,do what you want when you want,because you can
Stella in a chalice and kraken in a plastic shot glass, whatever
I’m in chortlon and my pint smells like quinoa
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Naked attraction with trans women makes for a challenging wank especially when the voice is like Barry white
Get out you lying toad, just like your predecessor simple sean, couldn’t lie straight in bed that one
South chadderton voting options, bint who allegedly firebombed her own car, Lib Dem gorby or a bloody conservative, talk about who’s your favourite nazi
My mates car has just been stolen, get the pic around someone will see it
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