Professional lottery ticket scratcher. Part-time riverboat gambler.

Houston
Joined December 2011
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vernon "mad max" maxwell houston rockets position: shooting guard shoots: right 6-4, 180lb real one: yessir
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"look, youve drank A LOT of whiskey today, please stop saying McCaffrey is the greatest white guy since santa claus ..." me:
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the peanut punch is so OP this year. electric factory
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be quiet yall, my show in on:
C.J. Stroud. Jaylin Noel. Nick Caley. Texans were lights out throwing the football on Sunday.
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watching the sunday night futbol game
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bros that roster dst & kickers at CPT.
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only noodles
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stay thirsty, muh friends
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sir purr checking in
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T.J. Hockenson on this play, via @WillRagatz: "We got situational masters. It was tough, I saw that goal line, wanted it, but for the betterment of the team, we can end it on offense."
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good morning
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cant tweet rn, back on my bullshit
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