personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time

i just realised americans probably have different numbers on their air fryers because they use their proprietary temperature units or whatever

Scientists reveal the Hi

two thousand of the most annoying twitter users imaginable just cheered

why tf is there two Objs here

my firefox was using 50% ram and i just realised i still had tabs open dating back to "deltarune chapter 3 secrets walkthrough" from june 2025🥀

i love when cats just slap stuff

i hate when people blame YOU for seeing leaks. as if people aren't posting them uncensored with no warning. "just get off the internet" yeah sure i'll throw my phone in the garbage and stop posting for a couple months until i can get the game. like what are we talking about???

i just found out hazbin hotel and habbo hotel are different things

what could this error message Possibly mean

this new mode on rivals sucks ass why did we lose out on a hero for this😭

i know it sounds pointless but i really wish they made decaf monsters. they taste so good and they're like the only sodas i would actively drink if i could. but my body cannot handle all the caffeine

why do people keep thinking i'm american... is it something about the way i tweet...

btw i typed "net" here and my phone knew to autocorrect it to netanyahu.

ADO IS ONLY 2 YEARS OLDER THAN ME????

BREAKING: hitler cheats on benjamin netanyahu

what if there was a multiverse of different universities across different realities.... we could call it.... the UniVerse....

just realised i started my ffxiv story playthrough in APRIL. it's been 6 months and i've finished a realm reborn and heavensward. my ass is not making it to the end of dawntrail in time for evercold🥀

oh we're in the end times huh