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Lisa Scottoline

@LisaScottoline

#1 bestselling author, former lawyer, and pet wrangler. Mom to the amazing novelist @fserritella. Scottoline rhymes with fettuccine.

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Joined February 2009
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George’s happy place.
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We’re sleepy because we stayed up late watching TV. God bless America. 🇺🇸
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Love this.
WHYY News (@WHYYNews) profile pictureWHYY News@WHYYNewsNov 3
Election Day means no school for the Philadelphia School District, but this year, more than 100 students from Lincoln High School in Mayfair showed up at 6 a.m. to work the polls. bit.ly/3UCgovQ
At this Mayfair high school, Philly teens take over Election Day polling place

At this Mayfair high school, Philly teens take over Election Day polling place

The school’s operation is almost entirely run by Lincoln High School students and recent alumni.

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Me, watching election news. Everybody, go vote!
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Bro is installing his emotions package
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I was thrilled to be honored by Filitalia International with the Education Award. This important organization is dedicated to preserving Italian culture and traditions. Congrats to the other honorees and thanks to Paula, Joanne, and all who created such a wonderful evening!
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CHICK WIT: Treat Me Right By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Sixers! Whew!
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My foxy friend early this morning.
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The exact moment George steals Eve’s pinecone.
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CHICK WIT Classic: Mother Mary Gets An Idea By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Yay! George graduated puppy kindergarten! He learned Sit, Down, and Be Adorable! 🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓
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I can’t wait to dig into BETWEEN CHAPTERS, a memoir by the great @zibbyowens, a true champion of books and literacy!
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Wow! Sixers and @KingJames give Philly a boost! ❤️
Philadelphia 76ers (@sixers) profile picturePhiladelphia 76ers
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BUSINESS HANDLED.
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I’m spending more time at @lisascottoline.bsky.social than here, so please follow me there.
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Chick Wit: Let Them Eat Whatever By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WITH here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Some authors have dogs who sleep at their feet while they work. Evidently mine have better things to do.
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Turned around to find Puppy George stuck in the dishwasher. Pretty sure Big Sister Eve did not put him there….
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Yay! I’m thrilled that THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING has been named to @BNBuzz's Best Mystery and Thriller Books of 2026! Thanks, B&N!
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CHICK WIT: The Mysteries of Fruit By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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