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I write, manage projects, master scrums, and pet dogs. | Amazon: https://teapaw.org/t.co/fOJKPSR7Y6 | Insta/Threads/Bsky: Listener42 | he/him

Georgia, USA
Joined March 2008
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I really hate tweeting about my work because you're not on Twitter to see my advertisements, but I feel like I have to. So please consider picking up my book #BossFight -- 17 sci-fi, fantasy, and horror stories for you to enjoy. Thanks for your attention. tiny.cc/bfjr
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Hey @Delta @airfrance why is there no one at the baggage check in area at #Vienna airport?
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Josh Roseman | PMP | CSM | Writer retweeted
Our final episode of 2023 is Arcanum Miskatonica, by Mike Adamson, narrated by @listener42 and hosted by @AlasdairStuart. All the details are in this thread: teapaw.org/pseudopod_org/status/1…
“Every university has its reputation” Arcanum Miskatonica, by Mike Adamson Narrator: Josh Roseman Host: Alasdair Stuart Audio: Chelsea Davis This story was most recently published in The Nameless Songs of Zadok Allen & Other Things that Should Not Be
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Draft 1 of my sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure novel is DONE! Holy cow! #amwriting #scifi
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Losing by fewer than two points, especially when your defense scored -2 points, really hurts. #FantasyFootball
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104,300 words done on my sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure novel. 137 "pages" written, 22 to go. My goal is to finish it by the end of the year. Onward!
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Once again @nfl rules force @CBSSports to stop broadcasting an exciting game (@nyjets / @Giants) in favor of the start of the late game. I think it's long past time to change that rule.
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Welp, looks like @hootsuite no longer has a free tier (either that, or I just can't find it). Just another nail in the Twitter coffin.
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From one of my all time favorite pieces of writing, “The Pitch Meeting for Animaniacs.”
Bugs Bunny: [does an impression of Peter Lorre] 5 y/o me: haahahahahaha. Hell yeah
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After nine great years and one battery replacement, I have officially said goodbye to my MacBook Pro (early 2015). It was a great machine. I'm now on a Windows 10 Dell PC and while I don't hate it I already miss my Mac.
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NEW: Tory MP Peter Bone faces six-week suspension from Commons after he was found to have committed "many varied acts of bullying and one act of sexual misconduct" by the Independent Expert Panel. It could mean recall petition if standards committee reaches same conclusion.
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Josh Roseman | PMP | CSM | Writer retweeted
Do you think that something like what we are watching in Israel can’t happen here? The United States has a Hamas equivalent. It’s called MAGA. Some of you, unfortunately, think I’m kidding.
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My sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure novel is up to 76,000 words in its first draft. 91 pages out of 159 (I had to add another one) are complete; 68 more to go. I still have two full story arcs to write from scratch in addition to the three main ones I've been working on already.
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Josh Roseman | PMP | CSM | Writer retweeted
Republicans should be forced to carry Kevin McCarthy to term, even if it endangers the life of the party.
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I'm not sure what happened, but @dunkindonuts apple fritters just aren't as good as they used to be.
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I really want the @nyjets to lose tonight, but I need @JoshAllenQB to score exactly 17 fantasy points in both of my leagues, which both have different scoring systems. Not sure if this is going to work or not...
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Josh Roseman | PMP | CSM | Writer retweeted
Goddamn your farts!
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I've been working on a sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure book. I've written 31 "pages" (out of 158) for about 25,000 words. At that pace, the book will be about 127,000 words when done. A "page" is a "Go to page X", not necessarily how many printed pages the section will be.
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For example, "Page 7" is 5.5 typed pages long.
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Okay, @WellstarHealth, I understand you have higher than normal call volume, but one hour on hold is ridiculous. And don't tell me to use MyChart -- it was a MyChart message that told me to call the imaging preauthorization number.
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The whole point of calling the doctor's office is because the EHR told me to call. Making me listen to ads for the EHR is useless since I already use it.
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