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Living in chapters, fueled by caffeine ✿

USA
Joined July 2011
At least when I talk to myself here, people don’t look at me funny.
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Dog moms; we’ve accepted that every blanket in the house is now a dog blanket.
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Then one day, you realize you eye everyone suspiciously, like some kinda Columbo.
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Skip Recap βœ” Skip Intro βœ”
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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.
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I'm an adult, I can do anything I want... I say to myself as I slide into my bed at 8:30pm.
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I am my own worst enemy, which is unfortunate, because I am also super hard to beat
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when it’s hauntingly familiar
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*tries to get 8 hours of sleep in 3.
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The person I am in traffic is not the same person I am sitting at home on the couch.
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When I reply to your email with "It's on my radar", what I really mean is "I'm fully aware, but doing fuck all about it".
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How many of y’all are on Prozac and did you go through any of the weird side effects? Asking for me.
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Permanently moving to a beach front property would fix me.
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sorry, my magic 8 ball says you suck
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Is the emotional intelligence in the room with us?
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I want to be nice but everyone irritates me
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Weekend Twitter, when we all pretend like we have happy lives.
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There should be a tax credit for having to deal with me.
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Just found out my new toaster isn't waterproof. I was shocked
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β€œYou’re so quiet.” Me: I’m observing
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