Dehumanized @bmthofficial give me MORE π€
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Then one day, you realize you eye everyone suspiciously, like some kinda Columbo.
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Most women need a little reassurance.
Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.
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I'm an adult, I can do anything I want... I say to myself as I slide into my bed at 8:30pm.
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I am my own worst enemy, which is unfortunate, because I am also super hard to beat
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The person I am in traffic is not the same person I am sitting at home on the couch.
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When I reply to your email with "It's on my radar", what I really mean is "I'm fully aware, but doing fuck all about it".
How many of yβall are on Prozac and did you go through any of the weird side effects? Asking for me.
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Weekend Twitter, when we all pretend like we have happy lives.
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Just found out my new toaster isn't waterproof.
I was shocked














